So this woman went to the pharmacist to buy “Nair”
At the counter the pharmacist told her: “if you use this in your armpits you shouldn’t use any deodorant for a couple of days.
"No problem," said the woman, "I won’t use it in my armpits."
"If you use it on your legs," the pharmacist continued, "don’t wear long pants or a panty."
"No no," the woman said again, "I won’t use it on my legs, it’s for my pussy.
"Oh," the pharmacist said, "in that case at least a week no riding on your bike!"