Impossibilities In The World

1. U can't count your hair

2. U can't wash your eyes with soap

3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this

2) U are human.

3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips

4) U just attempted to do it

6) U are laughing at yourself

7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5

9) U laugh at this because everyone does it too.

10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.