Five BIG Questions for men

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL (well, maybe not ALL of us!) BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for 'suck here'

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a "Goodyear"!!!!

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch..

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. and . . .

Nominated as the world's best short joke:

A 3-year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"