The Guinness Brewery

Mary O'Malley was waiting at home for her husband to come home from work at the Guinness brewery. While she was putting the finishing touches on dinner, she hears a knock on the door. Mary goes to the door to find her husband's friend/coworker, Seamus, on the other side.

"Oh, Seamus! Come in, come in! Please, make yourself at home, I'm just waiting for my husband to come back from work. Can I offer you some tea?" Mary asked.

"No, thank you," replied Seamus. "Mary, unfortunately my visit tonight is not a social one. There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it... There was an accident and your husband, well, he fell into a vat of Guinness brew, and he drowned. I'm so sorry, Mary."

Mary collapsed to the floor, and Seamus did his best to comfort her. After a few minutes, she regained her composure enough to ask, "please tell me, because I cannot bear the thought of my husband suffering, was his death quick?"

"Mary, unfortunately I can't say that it was. You see... well... he had to get out three times to piss."