Beware of underwear dust

One evening  a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps  we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your  butt!'




His wife was not amused, and decided that  she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next  morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.  'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.




'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'




She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!

Guys  just never learn, do not tick off the woman.