A Glass of Wine

To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."

To  my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and  those who don't..

As Ben Franklin  said: In  wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom, in water  there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully  controlled trials,  scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1  liter of water each day, at  the end of the year we would have absorbed more  than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in  feces. In  other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop..

However, we  do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &  beer (or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because  alcohol has to go through a purification  process of  boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water  = Poop,

Wine  =  Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk  stupid,

than to drink water and be full of  shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable  information: I'm  doing it as a public service!