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Three Sisters

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.  One night the 96 year old draws a bath... She...

Car stolen

An elderly Lady called 911 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into. She...

What a dilema!

Forgot my glasses..!!! Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested that...

A Blonde's Year in Review

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels........

My new cell phone

My new cell phone
Just got my new mobile phone, - and it's one I understand how to operate!!! At Last, a Mobile Phone for Seniors! You REALLY...

Know your history!

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She...

Letter to my husband

Letter to my husband
My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had...

The Wrong Bus

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman...

The NEW alphabet

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is...

Check your Driver's License

  I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet,...

Investment Tips for 2012

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers 
so that you can get in on...

At the root of every grey hair, there is a dead brain cell.

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you, too. 
Don't laugh...  It's all true! Perks of...

Not bad for a little dog

Not bad for a little dog
And she named him Dick!

The Pope and the Limo

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the...

Little Johnny and the Teacher

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No,...

Firefighters Revenge

Firefighters Revenge
You gotta love the Fireman that made that decision!

Alaskan Fishing Sign

Alaskan Fishing Sign
This pretty much says it all..

Acts 2:38

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught...
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