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| Redneck Mailbox |
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| Redneck Weenie Roast |
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| Redneck Thanksgiving |
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| Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. |
| How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'. |
| Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There are no dental records |
| Who invented the toothbrush ? A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else,it would have been called a teethbrush.) |
| A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?'. and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' |
| Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. |
| A new Redneck law was just recently passed . When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. |
| Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ? 'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . .. up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.' |
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