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Clever Woman

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says: “No chance love, they’re...

Little Ralphy more on Math

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked, 'How...

Little Ralphy on Math

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She...

Drinking and Driving Safety Tip

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. Some of you, like me, may have had brushes with...

Sex with a Martian couple

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian...

Sheer Nightgowns Can Be Fatal

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that...

Senior Eye Exam

Senior Eye Exam
Do you need glasses?? 
Look carefully at the picture below.

The urinals are too high

A group of young 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack,...

Alcohol Labelling

Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following...

OMG How close to the track can you put a vegie market???

Thailand Vegie Market

How close to the track can you put a vegie market???

JEWISH DIVORCE...

JEWISH DIVORCE...   A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv." All he Wants...

The Whisperer

The Whisperer
Think more carefully before you respond
THIS GUY NEVER EVEN SAW THE BAT BEFORE IT HIT HIM..........

Dance group in prison

These dancers are prisoners in the Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Province of Cebú in...

Wisdom in Phrases

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..' - Lillian Carter...

Cardiologist Funeral

This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral. A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate...

Student who obtained 0% on an exam

I would have given him 100%   Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle   Q2. Where was the...
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